Daddys Day...

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  1. Not sure if this has been posted here, but anyway:

    Her hair was up in a pony tail,

    her favourite dress tied with a bow.

    Today was Daddy's Day at school,

    and she couldn't wait to go.

    But her mummy tried to tell her,

    that she probably should stay home.

    Why the kids might not understand,

    if she went to school alone.

    But she was not afraid;

    she knew just what to say.

    What to tell her classmates

    of why he wasn't there today.

    But still her mother worried,

    for her to face this day alone.

    And that was why once again,

    she tried to keep her daughter home.

    But the little girl went to school

    eager to tell them all.

    About a dad she never sees

    a dad who never calls.

    There were daddies along the back wall,

    for everyone to meet.

    Children squirming impatiently,

    anxious in their seats

    One by one the teacher called

    a student from the class.

    To introduce their daddy,

    as seconds slowly passed.

    At last the teacher called her name,

    every child turned to stare.

    Each of them was searching,

    a man who wasn't there.

    'Where's her daddy at?'

    She heard a boy call out.

    'She probably doesn't have one,'

    another student dared to shout.

    And from somewhere near the back,

    she heard a daddy say,

    'Looks like another deadbeat dad,

    too busy to waste his day.'

    The words did not offend her,

    as she smiled up at her Mum.

    And looked back at her teacher,

    who told her to go on.

    And with hands behind her back,

    slowly she began to speak.

    And out from the mouth of a child,

    came words incredibly unique.

    'My Daddy couldn't be here,

    because he lives so far away.

    But I know he wishes he could be,

    since this is such a special day.

    And though you cannot meet him,

    I wanted you to know.

    All about my daddy,

    and how much he loves me so.

    He loved to tell me stories

    he taught me to ride my bike.

    He surprised me with pink roses,

    and taught me to fly a kite.

    We used to share fudge sundaes,

    and ice cream in a cone.

    And though you cannot see him.

    I'm not standing here alone.

    'Cause my daddy's always with me,

    even though we are apart

    I know because he told me,

    he'll forever be in my heart'

    With that, her little hand reached up,

    and lay across her chest.

    Feeling her own heartbeat,

    beneath her favourite dress.

    And from
    somewhere in the crowd of dads,

    her mother stood in tears.

    Proudly watching her daughter,

    who was wise beyond her years.

    For she stood up for the love

    of a man not in her life.

    Doing what was best for her,

    doing what was right.

    And when she dropped her hand back down,

    staring straight into the crowd.

    She finished with a voice so soft,

    but its message clear and loud.

    'I love my daddy very much,

    he's my shining star.

    And if he could, he'd be here,

    but heaven's just too far.

    You see he is a soldier

    And died just this past year

    When a roadside bomb hit his convoy

    and taught brave men to fear.

    But sometimes when I close my eyes,

    it's like he never went away.'

    And then she closed her eyes,

    and saw him there that day.

    And to her mother’s amazement,

    she witnessed with surprise.

    A room full of daddies and children,

    all starting to close their eyes.

    Who knows what they saw before them,

    who knows what they felt inside.

    Perhaps for merely a second,

    they saw him at her side.

    'I know you're with me Daddy,'

    to the silence she called out.

    And what happened next made believers,

    of those once filled with doubt.

    Not one in that room could explain it,

    for each of their eyes had been closed.

    But there on the desk beside her,

    was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

    And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,

    by the love of her shining star.

    And given the gift of believing,

    that heaven is never too far.
  2. I can't believe I read all of that.
  3. Her hair was up in a pony tail,
    her favourite dress tied with a bow.
    Today was Daddy's Day at school,
    But Daddy couldn't go.
    For he was locked in prison for buggering his daughter so

    He made her taste his salty, angry rod
    and with his thumb, her anus he did prod
    When they came to lift he tampered with a police dog
    My daddy is a squaddie the daughter protested Proudly
    Pulling out of her tight botty the soldier grunted loudly

    If I want to bone my offspring who are you to stop me
    Said he with gongs and badges, 'Come here bitch and scoff me'
    She had a stretched assed brother, am gonna plough him next
    so fcuk off and come back in ten to make your crap arrest

    Lock me in a prison cell, I don't fcuking care
    I fcuk a dog, a horse even a polar bear
    I fcuk all I see, I'm a soldier of the crown
    Even done a flid with more than a hint of downs
  4. Didn't realise you had such poetic talent mdn. Good for you, it makes up for your looks
  5. lol, classic replies, especially "boring spacktard". Even if has been posted prior, so what? A reminder every now and again can't be bad can it? Especially with the loss of life over the last few days.

    F*ck me no wonder we lose public sympathy when we even turn on each other over issues relevant to us.
  6. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
  7. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer


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  8. Thats three dead today then! glad to help ;)
  9. Only three, you slacker :wink:

  10. Some of us have to do the garden as well mate :)

    I'll catch up later
  11. Nice post Wolverine (Wolverine? how old are you? loooool!!!) Anyway, i was trying to put a humane angle on the Army instead of the cannon fodder you actually are perceived to be by some.

    If you wish to discuss any of the above with me, by all means do so. You can find me by checking the organisational hierarchy charts, i'll always be the one above you.
  12. Get a 1st floor flat, no garden, more tugging time :D
  13. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" - I'll give you the first two lines

    Puppies in rain barrels
    And Vivisected kittens...

    in you own time, carry on
  14. Is that right?

    Show me where to look, I don't conform to the same rules

    Oooops forgot to call you a pompous cnut