Dad kills daughters would be rapist

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  1. US > UK... at least in this case


    I think it's best to just read the story and rejoice. By no means try to imagine the unholy mess of PC nonesense that would erupt if this was to happen on our fair isle.
     
  2. "The results of the police investigation will be turned over to the Marion County Prosecutor's Office, but it is unlikely charges will be filed, police said"

    Outstanding!
     
  3. Thats supreme parenting!
     
  4. It's supreme common sense on the part of the police! Hats off to the dad
     
  5. Good drills that man, I hope the intruders death was incredibly slow and painful.
     
  6. Well done to the dad....
     
  7. Good drills dad!!
     
  8. I've got to admit that until this morning, the thought of waking up with an intruder in my house chilled me to the bone... but now it's been replaced with the thought of waking up to my daughter screaming at a naked guy with a rope, condoms, ski-mask and a huge list of prior sex offences.

    I mean, holy hell!! I dare say a relatively painless death by strangulation was a very nice way for that piece of dirt to go!
     
  9. My faith in the Amrican justice system is restored!!!!! If only we had the same sort of common sense over here...............
     
  10. Good drills all round.

    Has anyone seen MDN today?

    Can we get the Happy bus out now instead of our usual outrage bus? (sunshine bus maybe?)
     
  11. I was going to say that the only sad thing here is dad will allways have it on his mind he killed a man but having read the story I dont think he will bat an eye to it now he will be pleased that when push came to shove he was there for his family. Well done that man we salute you. :salut: :salut:


    Now lets celebrate on the sunshine bus :drunken:
     
  12. I find a simple approach to establishing ground rules works, top notch approach by the father though, approved...

    Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and beep the horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you haven’t asked me if you can pick anything up.

    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips.
    Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends look stupid. However, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise:
    You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not come off during the course of the date with my daughter, I will take my nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Alternatively, fasten your belt.

    Rule Four:
    I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without using a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

    Rule Five:
    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

    Rule Six:
    I have no doubt you are a popular kid, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you scream.


    Rule Seven:
    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are sofas, beds, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or general happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and my ski jacket.
    Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature power tools are okay. Motor Racing events are okay. Old people’s homes are ideal.

    Rule Eight:
    Do not lie to me. I may appear to be middle-aged, grey-headed and to move slower than you. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and a half acre behind the house. Lying in my court receives a life sentence.

    Rule Nine:
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. The voices in my head frequently tell me to use weapons; they will probably be talking to me as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Announce the perimeter password, relay in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely (and early), and then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The Hockey mask at the window is me…


    Have a nice time Sonny!
     
  13. Copper - Is that man dead?

    Dad - Not yet

    Copper (on seeing glove condom mask etc etc) _ Ok we'll just drive round the block-back in 2 mins
     
  14. Any chance someone can copy and paste the story please, my site guard wont open that link.

    Thanks