Dad issues!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spad, Mar 26, 2010.

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  1. stop being a pussy and smash her taking full advantage of her dad issues

    59.5%
  2. no! how could you be anything but a gentleman

    8.1%
  3. good god man why are you not doing it now

    32.4%

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  1. Just had one of the accountant apprentices declare her undying love to me.

    not a problem normally, I'm not interested in anything other than getting into her tight young knickers.

    my problems lie's in the fact she has just disclosed she on anti depressants and has "dad issues"

    Now do I man up and smash her back doors in or not?
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Can't believe your even asking.
     
  3. Just bear with me a sec....

    1, Your in the TA

    2, You play lots of computer games and have your own 'clan ID'

    ergo, your pants are quiet simply ablaze
     
  4. :D
    1. I'm a STAB not TA
    2 isn't true tho, just thought it was funny when some one qouted it to me, cant remember which arrser it was not but made me chuckle

    and yes my pants are on fire right now!
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Who the fcuk voted no?
     
  6. I think he was/is calling you a liar.
     
  7. You have to ask? mmmmm, please remember the "rule" about posting pictures when you smash her back door in.
     
  8. Be sure to yell "Who's your daddy?" as well.
     
  9. Makes sure you say "now suck mummys c0ck"

    That'll destroy her :)
     
  10. There goes another keyboard victim of a coffee drench
     
  11. now this is why i come here. to remeber how bad my moral compass is not working, im not the only one!
    i will try my hardest for the pictures come monday, but if failing that i will definatly keep you posted on how tight it was.

    "now suck mummys c0ck"! :D
     
  12. You could take this to a whole new level.

    Smashing her back doors in will last probably 2-3 months tops before she goes mental and you have to kill her with all the associated logistics problems that comes with it.

    OR

    Turn her down gently then over a period of a couple of months start wearing cardies, smoking a pipe, calling her love/honey/darlin', scratching your hole in front of her, breaking wind constantly in front of her etc etc around the office. If sucessful you could turn her 'issues' into a full blown fetish were you can knock your pipe tobacco out on her forehead as she noshes you thru your tea coloured y-fronts.

    And if it doesn't work sure you can just kill her. So its a win-win then!
     
  13. This is the best thread in ages, my workmates are staring at me as my shoulders are convulsing and the tears are rolling down my cheeks. They must think I've lost it
     
  14. See if you can get her to call you daddy.
     
  15. dear god man i dont want to marry the girl!!
    i just want a quick in and out job done!
    and repeats as my balls dick tate :D
    but i do feel once i finshed using her i might need to leave my job as most of the work force here is female!

    as for dressing up thats far to much effort for a shag but like the commitment!