Dad is left one kick from death

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Contrarian, Oct 31, 2008.

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  1. all aboard the outrage bus.
  2. ding ding!
  3. i'm not condoning what the c*nts did but surely a kick in the ribs would of surficed.
  4. In yesteryear it would have been a bit of a slapping, a kick to the ribs and a deposit of stools left on his fireside rug. Ah the good old days.
  5. Nasty stuff!! Seems strange that "yobs" would just barge into someone's house and kick the living sh1t out of them though??
  6. You live in Britain, right?
  7. I think that's exactly what the consequences of this attack are!

    Random attack?
    I don't think so, nor do I really care.
  8. How do doctors equate 'one kick from death'? Is it a run-up toe poker of a kick or would two moderate kicks count as one big one?

  9. They use the 'Chuck Norris' scale.
  10. Oh,

    Come on, a scrub up, a pint of Stella and an eye patch and he's right as rain.
  11. Another statistic then, GMP couldn't catch cold.
  12. Police = enquiries are continuing - FFS

    That sums it up.

    Perhaps if they said that they had someone in custody who accidently tried to attack a constables shoe with his head, then I might believe someone was doing something.

    I sincerely hope they get this cretinous pondlife
  13. This then would make this man nails?