Dad & Daughter

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

    I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
    having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
    'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
    fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
    pretending to eat them.

    I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing
    on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

    She replied,

    'What happened to my bogey?'
     
  2. Like that one C-G :D