Cyclops and our "Olympic Heroes"

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by vvaannmmaann, Sep 18, 2008.

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  1. Nice to see Cyclops welcoming home those who are "differently abled"
    Has anyone spotted him at Brize or Lyneham?
  2. Perhaps as a cyclops he feels more at home amongst disabled than he does in the company of those with balls, spines, a conscience etc etc
  3. He was there to meet the able bodied olympians when they returned. All of the 'ordinary' passengers on the flight were offloaded first so that the olympians could pose on the steps with Gordon and their medals.

    As the mere mortals were filing past Gordon and his entourage, one of them stopped and cheekily asked Gordon for directions to baggage reclaim.

    'That's the Prime Minister', cried Tessa Jowell, looking like a chav in a London 2012 t-shirt.

    'Not for much longer', replied our man.