Cycling Dentist

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Cycling Dentist

    Q: What do you call a Dentist who rides a motorcycle and wears a black
    leather jacket?

    A: The Leader of the Plaque
  2. A woman was at the dentist, she said "I would rather have a baby than have a tooth out"

    the dentist said "well make up your mind so I can adjust the chair"!!!!

    I'm in the taxi if you need me.........
  3. An old lady goes to the dentist lifts her skirt drops her panties and opens her legs. The dentist says "I'm a dentist not a gynaecologist" the old lady says " I know I want my husbands teeth back"

    Room for one in that taxi ?

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  4. Patient..What's the best thing for brown teeth?

    Dentist...A yellow tie.
  5. Apparently Elton John calls his dentist The Tooth Fairy.