Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Nov 21, 2010.

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  1. An elderly couple go to bed together for the first time, after meeting up at an old folk's tea dance.........

    The old woman says to the man, " Hope you don't mind me saying, but I have to warn you,I have acute angina".

    The old man looks her up and down.......grins and says, " Yeah, and your tits aren't bad either!"