Cute female officer thread from LHB

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by StabTiffy2B, Feb 10, 2006.

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  1. Can't be you, flowers. You have to be intelligent to be in the Int Corps (apparently). :wink:
  2. And be able to spell intelligent one would guess!
  3. J_D

    J_D LE

    Flowers, what are you thinking? He is, after all a weekend warrior!
  4. "winsome Int Core stunner with perfect manners, a laugh like summer rain, knickers from La Perla and the Bedroom habits of Madonna (the singer not Mum-of-God)"

    Flowers - if you are all of the above I will find you.


    Please God
  5. Since when did you start wearing knickers Flower? :? :wink:

  6. LB - If you look anything like your Grandfather in those desert piccies then I'll happily wait until you do :-D

    Sandy - after the police insisted I should :lol:

    Anya - you're completely right! I see he has edited his post now too
  7. I really hope that you're taking the p1ss :D

    Nice to see you make a guest appearance, Anya. Still jealous that you're not getting some stab loving, I see :wink:
  8. J_D

    J_D LE

    Damn it! Now I will have to go and make another brew :evil: Just spat mine over the PC!
  9. Tedrogers

    Anya is the girl for you, she’s young, up for a shag and always grateful , plus she’s neither too feminine or masculine.

    Please take her away from all this.
    For the love of god PLEASE
  10. TR and LB thought i should just let you know she is one fit, well mannered lurvely lady.... oh and she has a talent for chopping onions! Fully domesticated and one you could take home and show your mother... but don't get me wrong that flowers is one durty minx in the bedroom! A prize catch and i don't mean fish!!
  11. Despite the smell?
  12. Please tell me you speak from experience OB! :D
  13. You forgot to add 'intelligent' and 'beautiful' in there!!!!! :roll:

    *slips OB another fiver*
  14. I only believe in stating facts based on hard evidence.... ;)
  15. You've changed your tune, barsteweard! Hrumpff!