Cut from Lonely Hearts

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by arrsebluey, Oct 1, 2007.

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  1. i wanted my other half to be honest and to stop thinking that i am a doll he can take out and play with when he wants .

    well now i have realised i have to stop playing his game with draw on the sex and let him wallow in self pity while i have a good time :D
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Want me to help you to help him wallow?

    Oh, ok. I will call my taxi!
  3. Mate, you need to make sure the taxi is bloody fast and is heading 180 degrees away from South Wales.

    You've just asked a certain troll for a shag.

    Therapy for you young man. 8O
  4. Edit what account, you nappy wearing retard?

    Do you mean the arrsepedia? I don't think you understand how a wiki works. Harldy suprising. You've not grasped how to be a mammal yet.

    Why would I want my original account back? Makes no difference to me. It's just like wearing a new pair of shoes.

    You wonder why the CO's banned me? I called one of them a * and threatened to ram a pitchfork in your mums neck. The latter contract is still live btw.

    Still lying about having cancer?

    Still touching your nephews willy?

    Still annoying the feck out of everyone on Arrse?

    Yep. I've got the sympathy vote alright. Any wonder why when I'm being chased by a collection of DNA that, added together would be hard pushed to be recognised by a marine biologist.

    Edited to add;

    Too late Chubbster. Already quoted you before you deleted your comment.


  6. Are you in love with me, you skip licking retard?