Cussin' in Church

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Padrat, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'

    The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'

    'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!'

    'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.'

    The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

    They both return to her office and the pastors ask the old man, 'Sir, what seems to be the problem here?'

    There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.

    'I see,' said the pastor. 'And is this cock-fucking bitch giving you a hard time?'
  2. Good one :lol: