Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Gunner_smudge, Sep 13, 2010.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. A guy went to see a wizard and asked him if he could remove a curse that had been put on him ten years earlier.
    The wizard said "Maybe,.. but you will have to tell me the EXACT
    words that were used to put the curse on you"
    The guy replied in a split second............"I now pronounce you man and wife