Even though you're a ridiculous blue job, (and that's the past tense of blow,) I'll support your opinion on Traser watches.I have worn a traser for about 16 years. Tells the time accurately, takes hits, likes warter and is easy to read in the dark. changing batteries, servicing and replacement ctystal reasonable.
Traser H3 watches — Official UK Sales and Service Centre | Watches
Mind you I bought mine in BFG and it cost a lot less than the newer jobies.
They hold the time perfectly, can handle diving in salt water, the batts lasts far longer than advertised, and the Tritium goes on for ages more than they claim.
TOWT liked my working one so much, she had me buy a 'nice' version to wear when I'm off duty.