Curious

#3
A single love egg wouldn't do me any good - an entire chicken gives quite a pleasant feeling, though.

Just ram it up there and you'll soon find out, MDN.
 
#7
Yes, exe put one up me arse, I shit it out along with my lunch, made a hell of a mess. She was not best pleased as she had just changed the bed sheets.
 
#9
My personal favourite was a PS2 controller, while I let the kid I was babysitting kick the shit out of my character on Tekken.

Good old Analog vibrations.
 
#10
Duckiciao, you need to be on stage....... seriously,.... nailed to it.

Thaks to the hilarious side splitters gags about chickens etc, I bought on this evenign and am wondering whether to lob it up my cackpipe whislt I knock one out
 
#12
I didn't say egg did I?

I said vibrating love egg, hardly going to hatch into a vibrating fcuk chicken is it?

Anotehr fcukign student that needs a syringe full of petrol injecting in its neck
 
#20
minister_doh_nut said:
Anyone ever put a vibrating love egg up their arse?
I've popped a few things in there to date the most intresting being a blue crayola crayon..... living on a big hill, I like to put a pair of roller skates on, adopt the squating position and see if I can get a straight blue line from top to bottom.

Is the love egg on a string? It would be a tad awkward post hump asking you to squeeze my head so as to force it from my botty.