Curious

#1
Anyone ever put a vibrating love egg up their arse?

Anygood?

Thoughts?
 
#3
A single love egg wouldn't do me any good - an entire chicken gives quite a pleasant feeling, though.

Just ram it up there and you'll soon find out, MDN.
 
#6
Hmm, I accidently put a real egg up there once. Bloody thing hatched as well
 
#7
Yes, exe put one up me arse, I shit it out along with my lunch, made a hell of a mess. She was not best pleased as she had just changed the bed sheets.
 
#8
Not a vibrating love egg.... but a Cadbury's Creme Egg could be considered a subtle invitation for hoop dhobi.
 
#9
My personal favourite was a PS2 controller, while I let the kid I was babysitting kick the shit out of my character on Tekken.

Good old Analog vibrations.
 
#10
Duckiciao, you need to be on stage....... seriously,.... nailed to it.

Thaks to the hilarious side splitters gags about chickens etc, I bought on this evenign and am wondering whether to lob it up my cackpipe whislt I knock one out
 
#11
Come on MDN, you ask a 100 people what they think when you say egg, and 90 will say chicken.
 
#12
I didn't say egg did I?

I said vibrating love egg, hardly going to hatch into a vibrating fcuk chicken is it?

Anotehr fcukign student that needs a syringe full of petrol injecting in its neck
 
#13
#14
Why do I need a syringe full of petrol in my neck?
 
#17
My life aint sorry. Im shagging more fit college girls than you lot are, and dont get put on a charge for turning up at college drunk.
 
#18
Looking at your avatar MDN have you got one inserted at the moment mate,each to there own but you look like your enjoying it.
 
#20
minister_doh_nut said:
Anyone ever put a vibrating love egg up their arse?
I've popped a few things in there to date the most intresting being a blue crayola crayon..... living on a big hill, I like to put a pair of roller skates on, adopt the squating position and see if I can get a straight blue line from top to bottom.

Is the love egg on a string? It would be a tad awkward post hump asking you to squeeze my head so as to force it from my botty.
 
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