Found this: People with weirdly spiked hair: There was a time when people used to spike only the top of their hair. Now though you see people with the top, sides and back all spiked in different directions. Obviously this is unacceptable on many levels. To bring this infestation under control we create a kind of caged boxing ring and use industrial starch to ensure the spiked hair is rock solid. Then combatatants must go at each other like rutting stags until one lies dead. The winner is then shot in the face.