Cure constipation the MANS way

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  1. Thank God for that. I thought you were going to post that link to the chap with a broken bottle up his arse.
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I haven't seen that pic. Is it any good? In a 'ha, ha - you t wat' rather than a 'stick your rod up after it way' of course.
  3. well, for the walts that want that "special" feeling at home, there is always:
  4. bollocks - the mans cure for blocked arse is PICOLAX
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Vindaloo always does it for me. The pain lets you know you are alive! :twisted:
  6. I always found that drinking nothing but this for 3 days flushed out my body pretty well.

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  7. Can I have one pleeze coz i need it for speshall ops coz mi gurlfrend has took me bb gun away int she

    thancs m8s

    Maj Gen Mickey Golden
    3 Para Mortars and SAS
  8. I'd recommend 12 cans of Tiger because of the way it comes roaring out of your arrse the next morning.
  9. Nah, you´re all soft.

    The true, manly, way to beat constipation is this....


    Cleanses the pipes nicely. :D
  10. C-f tape Worm the present that just keeps on taking :twisted:
  11. Nah, nah, nah. REAL men use one of these.

  12. Hurrah for b3ta!
  13. Always found standing at the breech of a light gun for a few hours the best way to cure it......couple of hundred cubic feet of cordite smoke always seem to get a "River of fcuking smelly mud" going.......

    If not you could always try a "Gardenhose enema"
  14. Last time I tried that all I flushed out was my memory. :wink: