Cure constipation the MANS way

#8
ExRLCBod said:
well, for the walts that want that "special" feeling at home, there is always:
Can I have one pleeze coz i need it for speshall ops coz mi gurlfrend has took me bb gun away int she

thancs m8s

Maj Gen Mickey Golden
3 Para Mortars and SAS
 
#14
Always found standing at the breech of a light gun for a few hours the best way to cure it......couple of hundred cubic feet of cordite smoke always seem to get a "River of fcuking smelly mud" going.......

If not you could always try a "Gardenhose enema"
 
#18
A sprout curry vindaloo paste added washed down, a pint of Prune juice mixed with fresh orange juice add three pints of any real ale, stand by stand by dont leave the house.

Jarrod you should try this as it will let you know what your arrse is for......I doubt you "friend" will push that lot back up.......LOL
 

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