Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ExRLCBod, Jan 3, 2009.
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Thank God for that. I thought you were going to post that link to the chap with a broken bottle up his arse.
I haven't seen that pic. Is it any good? In a 'ha, ha - you t wat' rather than a 'stick your rod up after it way' of course.
well, for the walts that want that "special" feeling at home, there is always:
bollocks - the mans cure for blocked arse is PICOLAX
Vindaloo always does it for me. The pain lets you know you are alive!
I always found that drinking nothing but this for 3 days flushed out my body pretty well.
Can I have one pleeze coz i need it for speshall ops coz mi gurlfrend has took me bb gun away int she
Maj Gen Mickey Golden
3 Para Mortars and SAS
I'd recommend 12 cans of Tiger because of the way it comes roaring out of your arrse the next morning.
Nah, youÂ´re all soft.
The true, manly, way to beat constipation is this....
Cleanses the pipes nicely.
C-f tape Worm the present that just keeps on taking
Nah, nah, nah. REAL men use one of these.
Hurrah for b3ta!
Always found standing at the breech of a light gun for a few hours the best way to cure it......couple of hundred cubic feet of cordite smoke always seem to get a "River of fcuking smelly mud" going.......
If not you could always try a "Gardenhose enema"
Last time I tried that all I flushed out was my memory.
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