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Cupid Stunt

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David Beckham gets into a taxi...
"Heathrow Airport please driver" he says
After about 10 minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. this happens continuously until they approach the airport. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue..."
Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England...."
Driver says "No you thick c*nt, what terminal?".. :lol:
 

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