Cupid Stunt

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Spasmcasm, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. David Beckham gets into a taxi...
    "Heathrow Airport please driver" he says
    After about 10 minutes he spots the driver giving him a few looks in the rear view mirror. this happens continuously until they approach the airport. Driver says "come on mate, give us a clue..."
    Beckham replies "Had a great career at Man Utd, Real Madrid, played in Italy and America, and won over 100 caps for England...."
    Driver says "No you thick c*nt, what terminal?".. :lol:
  2. So thats how he turned up at Brize!