Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by KLASH_UK, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

    One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

    A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

    Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

    After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

    Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

    The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."