Cunt Punch

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by No_Duff, Jul 30, 2012.

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    Who in their right mind would cunt punch............................. er ..... the entire membership of arrse would :)
  2. The question didn't mention the mind-set of the person. Notice the teacher picked him up for a perfectly reasonable answer, but failed to pick him up for the miss-spelling of "testicles."

    Teachers......I've shit 'em.
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  3. Would that be fisting without foreplay then?
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  4. I thought fisting was foreplay?
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  5. Well if I've come home from work for the second time in the week to find dinners not waiting for me what am I supposed to do? I can't keep punching her in the face or kidneys the GPs asking questions as is.
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  6. Punch - I'd kick them in the cunt and then go and make an expresso...
  7. Apparently they can only be picked up for bad englund and speeling in englisher lessons.
  8. Grrrrrrrr ;)
  9. was it this bloke?

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  10. Yeah, he'll never have kids, look at all those sperm swimming away.
  11. He limits his punching to menstruating cnuts presumably.
  12. I'll have a tenner on Kadira. That punchy fucker already has form for this sort of thing...
  13. Thank fuck you did not say Latte, now that would have been a gayer's act.
  14. Hmm, so you're a double shot man, eh?
  15. Probably not allowed to; in many schools, it is against policy to correct spelling and grammatical errors, on the grounds that it may damage the confidence and self-esteem of the pupils. Sadly, I'm not making this up.