Cunnilingus

Actually many cultivate more of a haddocky flavour with a little Benson and Hedges smoked oak afterbite!!! Its been said that Welsh ladies also have a slight Caerphilly cheese after-whiff! Whilst the Lincolnshire bint has a hint of Stilton!!! Only a total amateur would use the 'all birds taste of scampi' generalisation
 
Taz_786 said:
Do they all taste of scampi?

Fecking disgusting, not doing that again.
You saying that you don't grab a packet of these bad boys in the pub?

 

pomps

LE
My i suggest a newer or fresher model
 
May I suggest a bar of soap and a black and decker trim n edge before going down south in future. Failing that a clothes peg and some gel under the nose that morticians use before opening a 3 week old bloater!! :headbang:
 
Some Vicks Vaporub up each nostril should eliminate the smell.
 

numbered_3

Old-Salt
A can of Oust should eliminate the odour!
You could also use it to fcuk her up the wrong'un too!
 
Cunnilingus is all very well but Ryanair are cheaper...
 

Green_Homer

War Hero
Try putting one of those breath strips on her first.. keeps her AND your breath fresh :D
 

EAGLE1

Old-Salt
Taz_786 said:
Do they all taste of scampi?

Fecking disgusting, not doing that again.
No- you have just made a one off mistake.
if she is just about to 'come into season' then she will smell like a fishmongers hand towel. If she is a dirty (not in a good way) stinking fcker then do not go down for the honey.

But if she has just had a good scrub and she doesn't fart like as stinking whooer-then rest assured it is a tasty pleasant experience.

You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.

if she has shiit stains on her knicks then stear well clear of her grot box.
But if she is pink and smelling like scented roses-then enjoy the feast.

OOOOh-I can eat a peach for hours
:thumright:
 

changingmag

War Hero
[quote="EAGLE1] You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.

[/quote]

But don't get caught - I've developed a subtle strategy for the two finger sniff test, well out of sight. Can't beat it!
 

EAGLE1

Old-Salt

hairyhandbag

War Hero
[quote="EAGLE1]
After four engagements and one wedding and many one night shaag fests-I can assure you I am close to becoming a sexpert. Still in training though. :numberone:[/quote]

Then I can only bow before thee and proclaim "MASTER"
 

fcol64

Clanker
changingmag said:
[quote="EAGLE1] You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.
But don't get caught - I've developed a subtle strategy for the two finger sniff test, well out of sight. Can't beat it![/quote]

Aaahh, the good old "Sneaky Hitler"!!!

:winkrazz:
 
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