Cunnilingus

#3
Actually many cultivate more of a haddocky flavour with a little Benson and Hedges smoked oak afterbite!!! Its been said that Welsh ladies also have a slight Caerphilly cheese after-whiff! Whilst the Lincolnshire bint has a hint of Stilton!!! Only a total amateur would use the 'all birds taste of scampi' generalisation
 
#4
Taz_786 said:
Do they all taste of scampi?

Fecking disgusting, not doing that again.
You saying that you don't grab a packet of these bad boys in the pub?

 
#7
May I suggest a bar of soap and a black and decker trim n edge before going down south in future. Failing that a clothes peg and some gel under the nose that morticians use before opening a 3 week old bloater!! :headbang:
 
#9
A can of Oust should eliminate the odour!
You could also use it to fcuk her up the wrong'un too!
 
#10
Cunnilingus is all very well but Ryanair are cheaper...
 
#15
Taz_786 said:
Do they all taste of scampi?

Fecking disgusting, not doing that again.
No- you have just made a one off mistake.
if she is just about to 'come into season' then she will smell like a fishmongers hand towel. If she is a dirty (not in a good way) stinking fcker then do not go down for the honey.

But if she has just had a good scrub and she doesn't fart like as stinking whooer-then rest assured it is a tasty pleasant experience.

You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.

if she has shiit stains on her knicks then stear well clear of her grot box.
But if she is pink and smelling like scented roses-then enjoy the feast.

OOOOh-I can eat a peach for hours
:thumright:
 
#16
[quote="EAGLE1] You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.

[/quote]

But don't get caught - I've developed a subtle strategy for the two finger sniff test, well out of sight. Can't beat it!
 
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#19
[quote="EAGLE1]
After four engagements and one wedding and many one night shaag fests-I can assure you I am close to becoming a sexpert. Still in training though. :numberone:[/quote]

Then I can only bow before thee and proclaim "MASTER"
 
#20
changingmag said:
[quote="EAGLE1] You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.
But don't get caught - I've developed a subtle strategy for the two finger sniff test, well out of sight. Can't beat it![/quote]

Aaahh, the good old "Sneaky Hitler"!!!

:winkrazz:
 
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