Cunnilingus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Taz_786, Jan 17, 2007.

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  1. Do they all taste of scampi?

    Fecking disgusting, not doing that again.
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    She wasn't a gwar was she?

    Piss and twiglets, the lot of 'em
     
  3. Actually many cultivate more of a haddocky flavour with a little Benson and Hedges smoked oak afterbite!!! Its been said that Welsh ladies also have a slight Caerphilly cheese after-whiff! Whilst the Lincolnshire bint has a hint of Stilton!!! Only a total amateur would use the 'all birds taste of scampi' generalisation
     
  4. You saying that you don't grab a packet of these bad boys in the pub?

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  5. My i suggest a newer or fresher model
     
  6. I find a quick blast with the Karcher sorts out any unpleasant odours.
     
  7. May I suggest a bar of soap and a black and decker trim n edge before going down south in future. Failing that a clothes peg and some gel under the nose that morticians use before opening a 3 week old bloater!! :headbang:
     
  8. Some Vicks Vaporub up each nostril should eliminate the smell.
     
  9. A can of Oust should eliminate the odour!
    You could also use it to fcuk her up the wrong'un too!
     
  10. Cunnilingus is all very well but Ryanair are cheaper...
     
  11. Ask her to fart to freshen things up a bit down there.
     
  12. Minge can be great. That one has a either a bit of a hygene problem or is having one of those woman things :)
     
  13. Try putting one of those breath strips on her first.. keeps her AND your breath fresh :D
     
  14. Just get stuck in and stop being a soft southern Jessie
     
  15. No- you have just made a one off mistake.
    if she is just about to 'come into season' then she will smell like a fishmongers hand towel. If she is a dirty (not in a good way) stinking fcker then do not go down for the honey.

    But if she has just had a good scrub and she doesn't fart like as stinking whooer-then rest assured it is a tasty pleasant experience.

    You will be able to do a sniff test as soon as her nicks come off.

    if she has shiit stains on her knicks then stear well clear of her grot box.
    But if she is pink and smelling like scented roses-then enjoy the feast.

    OOOOh-I can eat a peach for hours
    :thumright: