Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ugly, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    From the wife;
    "She was watching the news last night with the signing for the deaf bird in the corner of the telly when the flood story was started. She gave up trying to explain cockermouth!"
  2. I am disgusted that there hasn't been the usual flood of sick jokes.
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    True, there has been a very damp response. Still, it's all water under the bridge now.
  4. There's no point nowadays.

    ARRSE is too full of civvis/walts/airsofters that are too easily offended by proper squaddie humour.

    There would only be outrage.
  5. Ok guys lets not drop anybody into.
  6. Wah?
  7. Water over the bridge, shurely?
  8. learrn what a fcuking wah is!!!
  9. What? the only one that hasn't been washed away!! :eek:
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Look, don't rain on my parade, or there will be a deluge of complaints, not to mention a torrent of abuse. Might have to shore up my defenses against the tide.
  11. I would say pull up a sandbag, but it's a bit late now.
  12. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.....
  13. Hope you have got your waders
  14. remember its just watewr off a ducks back !
  15. I was told this flood had brought Gold back to the rivers so I went up to Cumbria.

    All I found was some copper floating about.