Cuecumber, Gherkin and a Penis in a bar

A cucumber, gherkin and a penis are chatting in a bar, the cuecumber pipes up, "when i grow big and fat i get sliced up and eaten", the gherkin retorts, "u think you've got it bad, when i get big n fat they lock me in a jar and pickle me", penis replies " fellas, when i get big n fat someone puts a plastic bag on my head, puts me in a dark moist place then bangs my head in till i throw up and pass out!

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