Cue heavy breathing jokes...

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Sorry to disappoint but nothing sexual or pervy here...well maybe, but whatever floats your boat MDN.

A colleague came running back in this afternoon from his lunch break with a great big box from argos, shouting "look what i have got!"
lo & behold, he has got a Lego star destroyer which even now, he is putting together on his desk. Apparently he has spent £80 on this thing, and is saving for the £230 death star which is also available...Have yet to ask him how he plans to get this thing home cos its big! He is too busy giggling and making beeow beeow noises, along with the occasional voom voom of a lightsaber...
Anyone else got one of these things, or what is the most extravagant piece of childish yet cool memorabilia you have splashed out on?
 
#2
chrisg46 said:
what is the most extravagant piece of childish yet cool memorabilia you have splashed out on?
... Kinder eggs.

(It's chocolate AND a surprise!!!!!!*)

*But so is a Mars Bar up the bum I suppose.
 

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
#3
And vastly cheaper...
 

SCoy

War Hero
#6
Pielover said:
Milk Choc, White Choc and a toy!

Multichockadoobie!
No! The fact there is milk chocolate is not a surprise, the two surprises are that the underside of the milk chocolate is in fact white and there is a toy! If the chocolate was a surprise, what does the child think is in there????
 
#7
SCoy said:
Pielover said:
Milk Choc, White Choc and a toy!

Multichockadoobie!
No! The fact there is milk chocolate is not a surprise, the two surprises are that the underside of the milk chocolate is in fact white and there is a toy! If the chocolate was a surprise, what does the child think is in there????
you need to get out more SCoy :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
#9
SCoy said:
:? Does anyone know what the three surprises are with Kinder Eggs?

I only get two....
Surprise number three; it's actually laxative chocolate!
 
#10
Does anyone know what the three surprises are with Kinder Eggs?
White chocolate on the inside, a toy. And the numbing inevitability of a crap toy and crap chocolate. (Relevant quote by a ginger long haired git of a comedian is in order here...)
 
#11
Never mind the fcuking kinder eggs & their crap toys; get back to the subject - LEGO STAR DESTROYERS!!!!! GENIUS!!!! I too would be giggling & quoting lines at random

'these are not the droids you're looking for'...
 
#12
... I thought the third surprise was how chuffing difficult it is to get the two halves of the yellow capsule (with crap toy inside) to open. I usually have to use my teeth.
 
#13
Did anyone get an image of Orr from Catch 22 building the star destroyer with all the intermittent giggling going on? Maybe he had crab apples in his cheeks?
 
#14
eSeL said:
Never mind the fcuking kinder eggs & their crap toys; get back to the subject - LEGO STAR DESTROYERS!!!!! GENIUS!!!! I too would be giggling & quoting lines at random

'these are not the droids you're looking for'...
You're not wrong mate!

"You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems"

"I'll be careful"

"You'll be dead!"

:D
 
#15
 

Percy_Pigeon

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#19
In traz in 89 some strange REME types bought hand held crossbow and hunted each other. All the rage for weeks until the inevitable happened.



They got caught.
 

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