Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Apr 3, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I came home from work early today and caught my wife masturbating with a cucumber.

    "That's disgusting" I said, "I'm was going to eat that tonight, now it's going to taste like salad."