cucumber.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Ladies, do you know the difference between being hungry and being horny?

    Where you put the cucumber.
     
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  2. Do you do "comedy" for a living? If so you must surely know a lot about being hungry.
     
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  3. You've your bit, Hooky
     
  4. If you dont know the difference between a chicken leg and a penis, would you like to come on a picnic with me???
     
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  5. Hahahahaha
     
  6. Gfunk.
    Please tell me you have better things to do than, rifle through absoloutely every joke on arrse and then, leave a comment after.
     
  7. I opened this thread with so much anticipation as well!!!

    What a let down!
     
  8. Your right...............
     
  9. Cucumber ? If it was the ex then it would have to be a giant prize winning butternut squash stuffed up her flue..the wide gashed cnut !
     
  10. I take it you were thinking something along these lines.

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