CSM Daughter

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  1. Can anyone dispell the rumour of the SGT MAJ's daughter getting bummed in the guardroom and then the SGT Maj in question coming in and joining in as it was dark, and later finding out and killing himself?
  2. Fuck me ragged. This story has been doing the rounds since 1066. It's bollocks.
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  3. Why are you worried you may have got a bit "too close" to your daughter?
  4. Actually it was King Harold rather than a CSM, and he commited suicide with a bow and arrow (quite difficult actually, give it a go if you don't believe me).
  5. I know but where does it come from
  6. no worries there i get close enough to your nan thanks
  7. yeah but where and when was it stated?
  8. Senlac Hill. October 1066.
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  9. i heard your nan was a viking
  10. I heard your mum was a whale.
  11. actually she is a dolfin
  12. It was Munster '66 & I cannot tell a lie it was I who battered her back door. It wasn't the CSM who completed the menage et trois but her brother. The dirty deed happened by the lake in the wood behind the married quarters in Coerde. I was studying cunnilingus at the Army Language School.
  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Eh? She's some type of programming language interactive resource??

    Not very comfy in bed I would imagine!

  14. It was actually an AGC SSgt who discoverd his son being buggered, which is normal for men who decide to be employed in a female role.
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  15. Wrong! It was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.