Mandelson will end his stint in Europe and return to a place in the cabinet.
Prescott will utter a logical, coherent and relevent sentence.... oh, sorry, I'm fantasising again.
England will be runners up in the Six Nations.
Only teetotallers will be accepted for political candidate shortlists.
Saddams trial will run throughout the year.
Milosevic will dig in for an even longer stay at the Hague in an attempt to secure a place in the Guiness Book of Records. (See Saddam above.)
Mladic will shop Karadic in an attempt to be left in peace.
Paddy Ashdown will be run for Sec Gen of the UN.
Paddy Ashdown will not become Sec Gen of the UN.
The Beckhams will divorce.
Elton John will "divorce".
Posh 'n' Wiggy will set up a fashion label together as recuperative therapy.
Mugabe will be offed in a palace coup. (Well, we can hope, can't we?)
China will put another couple of million dissidents into prison camps to ensure that the Olympic contruction workforce is large enough to keep to schedule.
Vadimir Putin will revoke the title of President...
.....and crown himself Tsar Vladimir.
Tony Blair will revoke the title of Prime Minister.......
and replace Dick Cheney as VP of the USA.
.... notice I've made no predictions about Iraq? See diary for 2005 and repeat (in a non-Gunner way.)
A blistering 2 percent pay rise in April. Again.
Colchester United finish the season as League 1 Champions. Now that is wishful thinking!
Brown will get more and more frustrated as Bliar refuses to shift.
Cameron signs up Girls Aloud and Take That to make the Tories more appealing to 'da youff of terrday'.
Bush will not receive an honorary degree from anyone.
There will be a program on Channel 4 called 'The 100 Greatest '100 Greatest' Programs'. I will fall asleep and miss the end.
I will be a whole year closer to retirement.
I still won't be able to afford a new car.
I still won't know what I want to do when I retire.
Original comment funny, but to call the ACF "little walts" bit harsh innit, never been involved with the ACF but a few of my mates are ex reg and AI's and the kids are having a good time, keeping busy, not mugging old ladies and learning about soldiering, even if it is in a watered down way. Never know bud if any have read this! one of em may be covering your back one day and just remember .... hmmmmm ""little walt" he said, whats the time! oops sorry mucker missed that!"
I wont be a millionaire next year
I wont get my leg over anna kournikova
Southampton wont be back in the premiership
England wont retain the ashes
Italy wont win the six nations
I'll still be working for a living
The Pope will still be catholic and bears will still sh1t in the woods