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crustacean

#1
So there I was at the front of the class. Everyone looking confused, as I unzipped the body bag, to reveal the corpse of a Pakistani man that had been run over by a double decker bus.

Apparently I'd misheard when the teacher said to 'bring in an example of a crustacean.'
 
#3
Was he the bloody fool crossing over the railway line and got crushed by the train when it crashed? Because the driver had to chase the fucker up the embankment?
 

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