Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by ark-angel, Oct 24, 2010.

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  1. So there I was at the front of the class. Everyone looking confused, as I unzipped the body bag, to reveal the corpse of a Pakistani man that had been run over by a double decker bus.

    Apparently I'd misheard when the teacher said to 'bring in an example of a crustacean.'
  2. Already forwarded that to my old man. Not because he appreciates a good joke.

    He's just a massive racist!

  3. Was he the bloody fool crossing over the railway line and got crushed by the train when it crashed? Because the driver had to chase the fucker up the embankment?