cruise liner

A man phones his local craft shop and asks"do you have a model of an Italian cruise liner?" the shop owner replies"yes we have just one left".Oh thats great says the man"can you put it on one side for me".


Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the sky presenter said " she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off !
I downloaded the new iBoat app for me iphone, it just keeps synching (sinking)
Breaking News:

2 Scotsmen have been found alive, they where found sat at the bar drinking. When questioned the said that the cruise was "an all inclusive package" and wont leave the bar until they reach port.

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