cruise liner

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by hedgehog64, Jan 16, 2012.

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  1. A man phones his local craft shop and asks"do you have a model of an Italian cruise liner?" the shop owner replies"yes we have just one left".Oh thats great says the man"can you put it on one side for me".
     
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  2. Costa Concordia - the only place where you are guaranteed to get your drink on the rocks
     
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  3. Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the sky presenter said " she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court" I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off !
     
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  4. did a ship sink or something?
     
  5. I downloaded the new iBoat app for me iphone, it just keeps synching (sinking)
     
  6. I just bought a ticket for this weeks Costa Concordia lottery draw. Last weeks was a roll-over.
     
  7. Breaking News:

    2 Scotsmen have been found alive, they where found sat at the bar drinking. When questioned the said that the cruise was "an all inclusive package" and wont leave the bar until they reach port.
     
  8. Last people found alive were the Korean honeymoon couple. 24 people and 1 rescue dog still missing
     
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