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Crufts 2009

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A Border Collie and a Staffy were chatting on the way into Crufts last march. The Collie said. "I'm brickin' it, I've been entered in the Working Group, the Utility Group and the Pastoral Group and this is my very first show." The Staffy replied, "Calm down, calm down, (he was a Scouser) just say to yourself, 'f**k it, it's only a show an' it's not even my idea,' just relax and really enjoy yourself, it never fails."

They went their separate ways and then happened to meet again on the way out. The Staffy said. "How did you get on then mate?" The Collie replied. "I did as you said and it really worked, I got two firsts, a second and very highly commended." Staffy said. "Like I said, it never fails." The Collie said. "Yeah, thanks mate, how about you, how did you do?"
The Staffy replied. "Did good.... Two fights, a f**k and very highly delighted."
 

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