Cruelty to young officers

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Manslaughter?
Cruelty to dumb animals, surely.
 
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What do you think the punishment would be if, for instance, someone threw a heavy duty four hole punch into the back of someone's head because they were being a dickhead in the office?

Hypothetically, of course.
 
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Immediate transfer to AGC(SPS) and a tick in the box for their APWT?
 
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What do you think the punishment would be if, for instance, someone threw a heavy duty four hole punch into the back of someone's head because they were being a dickhead in the office?

Hypothetically, of course.
Complete dickhead, or moderate dickhead?
 
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Complete dickhead, or moderate dickhead?
Complete dickhead. I, I mean my mate, had asked him repeatedly to do some job like collecting the mail or something equally tedious about 4 times, and he wouldn't get off the phone to his girlfriend. He covered the handset up for 3 seconds and said "I'm on the phone and you can't fucking make me".

Stupid bastard then turned round and carried on talking to his chick. The long arm stapler was the first weapon to hand, but after considering the trajectory, the four hole punch was deployed.

He didn't do it again.
 
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"“It was such bullshit,” sobbed the grief stricken private. “If I wanted to go to Germany I would have asked for European Command. Who the hell put the AFRICOM headquarters in Germany? Probably the same dumbass that decided to put the 10th Mountain Division in a place with no fucking mountains.”

Read more: Soldier Assigned To AFRICOM Angry, Confused After Landing In Germany"

Reading on down the article, I was struck by just how wrong the phrase "his delicious-smelling, shaved meat sandwich" sounded. So very wrong.
 
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What do you think the punishment would be if, for instance, someone threw a heavy duty four hole punch into the back of someone's head because they were being a dickhead in the office?

Hypothetically, of course.
These days, if a risk assessment has been done and the correct procedure followed - no punishment at all. You'd probably even get nominated for employee of the month for doing the risk assessment and following the correct procedure. Where I work, that'd be a distinct possibility, with the bunch of no-mark cunts in management.

World's gone fucking mad.
 
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Have to say that the link was brilliant, one wonders why we do not have something similar, other than the blog site we all know and love and of course ARRSEPEDIA. The RAF and Navy RSS feeds are almost as good but apparently they are true!
 
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Captain Charged With Manslaughter After Leaving Lieutenant Unattended In Parked Car

Young sparkly eyed Lieutenants just shouldn't have to put up with this level of abuse. A Captain should really know that LTs should be left in the capable hands of a passed-over Sgt with a grudge to give him the level of grounding that will serve him well in the future.
Well I'm outraged, outraged I tell you! Hopefully he is looking at a very long prison sentence and a life time ban re keeping lieutenants. There wasn't even a bowl of water!
 
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Read the comments on the following link, thick fuckers :)

Marine Officer
Some dumb people in the world, but the article isn't all that far from the truth. I got a "Don't you know who I am? I'm Col So-and-so's wife!" I didn't even know the Colonel never mind her - turned out he was an RO that was on camp maybe 3 days a month
 
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Some dumb people in the world, but the article isn't all that far from the truth. I got a "Don't you know who I am? I'm Col So-and-so's wife!" I didn't even know the Colonel never mind her - turned out he was an RO that was on camp maybe 3 days a month
There is that. I remember one of my mates at Topcliffe getting a bollocking because a Major's wife drove into the barrier after expecting that all soldiers should recognise her and open the barrier without her having to stop. Then there was the Brigadier's daughter getting driving lessons on the airfield runway because they thought it was Sunday and it should be quiet.
 
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The British army have them.. or they used to. The MMLC DROPS doesn't perform too well off road without weight, so practice loads of concrete were brought in, earning Combat Support Troops the nickname 'The Fucking Stone Carriers'

Which they didn't like much.
I was yacking with some bleeps comparing my 1 tonne amby to their 1 tonne signals truck. Apparently to get round the high centre of gravity problem, they had a massive, half tonne IIRC, chunk of concrete bolted to the chassis. All it seemed to do was cure the stunning fuel economy you could get from them
 
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There is that. I remember one of my mates at Topcliffe getting a bollocking because a Major's wife drove into the barrier after expecting that all soldiers should recognise her and open the barrier without her having to stop. Then there was the Brigadier's daughter getting driving lessons on the airfield runway because they thought it was Sunday and it should be quiet.
I think it was Topcliffe I did Parascending at with the Scouts - back when Scouts was in black and white and you had to have a penis.

Isn't there gliding from there as well?
 

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