Cruel Film Titles

#1
The naming of porn films (as covered in a doomed thread nearby) seems to elicit a certain clever inventiveness. But what about films exploiting The Usual Suspects (do you see what I did there?) to wit; mongs, lardies, gwars, chavs, etc.

Last Mong Standing
Reach for the pie
Dead Mingers
21 Grans
 
#2
Smokin' chavs
Final Destination 4: The Gas Chambers
 
#3
Snatch (well its a totally different film)
 
#8
Dude, where's my Mlaar?
Still starring Ashton Kutcher, he'll do fine.

Water-wings World
A trip to the water park turns nasty when Dennis Hopper starts slashing all the mlarrs flotation devices leaving them marooned in the middle of the kiddies paddling pool.

Rear Window-lickers
A spacker in a wheelchair sees an ice cream truck out side.

Hunt for the Red Balloon in October
A crack team of mlaars are sent undercover to Russia, as all the blokes there already look retarded anyway. Their lack of coordination just blends in with the vodka consumption anyway. Mistaking a submarine pen for a subway sandwich shop, they procede to throw deadly tantrums when they aren't given their choc chip cookies.

Die Tard, Die Tard too, Die Tard with a Vengeance, Die you fuckin' Tard
Big budget franchise where Bruce Willis beats the snot out of a group of mlaars each time.

Red Balloon Dawn
Russians invade the USA, only the nearby special school students are able to blend in and create havoc disrupting the Russian supply lines. When 56000 gallons of ice cream are shipped instead of T-72's, the Russians are forced to fall back to Cuba. Wolverineeeeeth!
 
#9
OLD DEAR HUNTER about a seemingly kind doctor who goes around topping those grannies putting a drain on our society.rumour has it he,ll expand his victims to the chavs,the whole population of essex have been drafted in as extras.
 
#10
APATHY COLLAPSE NOW !!

Captain Willard is intensively briefed by the CIA on the nescessity of terminating Colonel Kurtz with "extreme prejudice".

He replies " No.......just can't be arrsed "
 

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#11
Bring Me the Head of Des Brown.

With apologies to 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue'.
 
#12
The Italian Blob

3 morbidly obese fat birds form Wigan dressed in red, white and blue striped kaftans rob a world famous cake storage facility in Milan and then get chased around the streets in a Benny Hill fashion.
 
#13
k13eod said:
The Italian Blob

3 morbidly obese fat birds form Wigan dressed in red, white and blue striped kaftans rob a world famous cake storage facility in Milan and then get chased around the streets in a Benny Hill fashion.
Pmpl. Classic
 
#15
The thin brown line

A epic tale of army chefs serving the worst food to troops

White Flags of our Fathers

The greatest film to depict France at war

The Man Who Would Be Queen
(see Jan Hamilton)
 
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#16
King Solomon's 'Mides

Adventure of short-limbed mutants seeking out a source of long-handled picking-up sticks, and unusually shaped hats.
 
#17
Postbusters

A rift opens up on the internet and entities from a dim dimension begin to take over the "Joining Up" thread of an internationally renowned website. Very quickly they multiply and begin to wear down the other site users with inane, ill thought out and bone questions. The whole site is threatened with extinction until a group of erstwhile members armed with specialist software begin to hoover up the dimwits and contain them ...

... if there's something bone, in your neighbourhood .... who you gonna call?

... Postbusters 8)
 
#18
"Mugabe"

A story of friendship, adventure and love. A young couple in love find a board game in the loft. Which when they roll the dice throws them back in time twenty minutes.... However dumps them in Zimbabwe with T shirts on saying "Bob is a Nob".
 
#20
Some James Bond for the obese:

Thunderbum
You Only Live Once And Die Early From A Massive Heart Attack
On Her Majesty’s Sea-Food Service
Doughnuts Are Forever
Live And Let Diet
The Man With The Golden Bun
The Pie Who Loved Me
Moonfacer
For Your Pies Only
Octopizza
Never Say Never Again And Binge Some More
A View To A Meal
The Lying Coke-lites
Licence To Fill
Golden Pie
Tomorrow Newer Pies
The Food Is Not Enough
Pie Another Day
Casino Royale With Fries And Go Large
Quantum Of Soya Sauce
 

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