CROYDON the real Lake District!

Lake District attracts an estimated 16million tourists a year
South Norwood's famous past residents include Pickles the dog who found the stolen World Cup trophy.
Lake District officially only has one lake while there are two in South Norwood - so self-styled tourism bosses demand the right to use the name Cumbria tourism bosses hit back and say south London only has ponds!

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After the last twelve months I think pretty much anywhere in the UK is a fucking lake!
No amount of daily wail propoganda will ever convince me that Croyden isnt just a putrid erupting zit on the ragged arse of the Universe and thats on a good day
The only lake in Croydon is probably the piss/beer/tea/spunk swamped floor of the Cab office of Joey Deacon and his 9 mates
Aerial Photo of Croyden friday night outside the Chav and Slug...........



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There are lakes in Croydon. They are fed by the river Wandle.

River Wandle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Carshalton Pond.jpg

A friend of mine had the unfortunate pleasure of doing water quality tests a few years ago - the faecal content of the water was such that she had no desire to go paddling in it.

In another part, the Wandle only maintains its flow because of the discharge of treated effluent into it from a sewage works.

Rather in keeping with the character of the area then...

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