Crossing your legs (Brigadier style)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wm1965, May 13, 2012.

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  1. I've taken recently to crossing my legs to walt it properly, ideas of grandeur etc.

    I'm talking cowboy, not fag (Basic Instinct) style.


    I've also found I can't get my right leg (which I hitch on the left) to go back much. It keeps riding forward to the knee...being old and with crap muscles etc.
  2. My Grandad had that exact problem.He died three weeks later.
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  3. Thanks for that. Cheered me up no end.
  4. Ask Rayc how he does it.
  5. What size boots do you wear?
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  6. Please tell me you're not from one of the North of the border outfits.
  7. Size 11...
  8. Do it like Kenny 35 secs in;

  9. Not exactly. Displaced perhaps.
  10. Thank fuck for that, because frankly your proposed stance (or whatever the seated equivalent is) would not suit one of those skirt thingys that those chappies wear.
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  11. Can you spot a Chipolata at 200m?

    Anyway, thoughts on crossing legs?

    PS I didn't come here to be diagnosed with some gash disease and croak in a couple of weeks.
  12. Because he's seen through the Pakistani-Chinese conspiracy to stop us crossing our legs in the way of our ancestors.
  13. You could try doing it presidential style.....can you get your wife/ gf/ whoever to sign up for this? :)

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