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Cross Channel Migrant Issue

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ancienturion

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Must do better, Priti


I believe Patel is busily employed defending herself against accusations of finding places for illegal immigrants according to the papers today. Can't understand it really because all she ever does is make a noise (and appoint friends/friends of friends into new positions).
 
Its my understanding that we dont have enough people in the UK to pay your Pensions . I stand to becorrected but its somewhere in the region of 1. somthing people in work paying taxes which will cover our pensions, they need something loke 8to one to make the system work . Yes the first generation might work in the "black economy" but they still pax tax on goods and services provided which helps during these odd times . Once their kids have gone to school collage etc they will be paying the full wack . Its either that or you ARRSERS need to knock our more kids. Whats it to be troops ?

Well maybe, just maybe, they want to actually encourage people to have kids. And I don't mean the panda pop swigging council estate bike that pops out 5 kids all to different dads.
 

MoleBath

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I realise the repeated references to Gruinard are what passes for humour on arrse, but it’s really not very suitable.
For a start, the implicitly referred to anthrax has long since gone, but more pertinently, it’s only about 800 yards offshore. Think about that. The people you wish to incarcerate there have the proven ability to cross 22 miles of the English Channel and Gruinard is 800 yards from the mainland.
 
Can’t easily burn concrete beds

And concrete floats well going against people's expectations, well it did for a concrete canoe race I saw
 

Joker62

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I realise the repeated references to Gruinard are what passes for humour on arrse, but it’s really not very suitable.
For a start, the implicitly referred to anthrax has long since gone, but more pertinently, it’s only about 800 yards offshore. Think about that. The people you wish to incarcerate there have the proven ability to cross 22 miles of the English Channel and Gruinard is 800 yards from the mainland.
Is there a plethora of dinghy shops on Gruinard? Also, our ethnic cousins aren't referred to as "non swimmers" without reason.
 
Must do better, Priti

From the link . . .

The flight fiasco came as it emerged the number of asylum seekers living in budget hotels ( . . . ?!), has risen to more than 9,500. At the beginning of September the figure was 8,000 spread across 91 properties in 51 local authorities. The Government froze the asylum process during lockdown and deportations ground to a halt.

Those claiming asylum are entitled to £37.75 per week for food, toiletries and clothing. Matthew Rycroft, the Home Office’s most senior civil servant, said: ‘There are more people coming into the asylum system at the moment than are leaving it and that is because of Covid.’

Of the 9,500 living in hotels, 1,200 have been denied asylum and are awaiting deportation, the public accounts committee heard. Around 2,500 have been granted asylum and can leave after suitable accommodation is found for them ( . . . ?!).
 
That would be terrible, give them extras beds though in case they burn one, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable
Can’t easily burn concrete beds
W.T.F. is this concern about beds ?!

They have not crossed Europe carrying, or dragging behind them, a bed!

They (may) get a space in a Nissen-hut, with a central coke fire for warmth and cooking.

THAT IS ALL!! ;) .
 
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tgo

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Until some law change is done to stop all these w@nkers doing last minute challenges which seem to reduce potential deportee numbers quite a lot, it won't matter how many are caught when they fly/drive/swim in.
 
Until some law change is done to stop all these w@nkers doing last minute challenges which seem to reduce potential deportee numbers quite a lot, it won't matter how many are caught when they fly/drive/swim in.

It shouldn't have to be complicated. Asylum you say? France you've come from is it? Back you go chum.
 

BratMedic

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IMO one of the most urgent and important changes needed is the removal of legal aid for the gimmegrants, Cherie Bliar et al should be stopped making millions from the tax payer out of legal aid. They can afford to pay traffickers then they can afford their own legal fees.
 
IMO one of the most urgent and important changes needed is the removal of legal aid for the gimmegrants, Cherie Bliar et al should be stopped making millions from the tax payer out of legal aid. They can afford to pay traffickers then they can afford their own legal fees.

I agree, no win no fee, you dont get legal aid unless you win and its at the liability of the lawyer, I dont think we should deny legal assistance that is only available to the rich (including legal aid) when we claim to be a 1st world country.

Legal leeches will then take on only real cases.
 
W.T.F. is this concern about beds ?!

They have not crossed Europe carrying, or dragging behind them, a bed!

They (may) get a space in a Nissan-hut, with a central coke fire for warmth and cooking.

THAT IS ALL!! ;) .

You are just encouraging more "Great Escape" movies and we have had enough of them.

A group of stabby Somalians eat their way through the Scottish Peat Bog to escape their holding cell, once free they start stabbing "innocent" weegies until captured by the Constabulary. A horrific looking ladyboy called Sturgeon pardons their crimes as cause by the British invader and places them in a suburb in Glasgow.

10 years later...

Following the ousting of Sturgeon amid the civil war in Scotland, the United Nations Security Council authorizes a military operation with a peacekeeping mandate. After the bulk of the peacekeepers withdraw, the Glasgow-based militia loyal to Mohamed Farrah Aidid II declares war on the remaining UN personnel. In response, the U.S. Army deploys three of its special operations forces75th Rangers, Delta Force counter-terror operators, and 160th SOAR - Night Stalkers aviators – to Glasgow to capture Aidid II, who has proclaimed himself president.
 
You are just encouraging more "Great Escape" movies and we have had enough of them.

A group of stabby Somalians eat their way through the Scottish Peat Bog to escape their holding cell, once free they start stabbing "innocent" weegies until captured by the Constabulary. A horrific looking ladyboy called Sturgeon pardons their crimes as cause by the British invader and places them in a suburb in Glasgow.

10 years later...

Following the ousting of Sturgeon amid the civil war in Scotland, the United Nations Security Council authorizes a military operation with a peacekeeping mandate. After the bulk of the peacekeepers withdraw, the Glasgow-based militia loyal to Mohamed Farrah Aidid II declares war on the remaining UN personnel. In response, the U.S. Army deploys three of its special operations forces75th Rangers, Delta Force counter-terror operators, and 160th SOAR - Night Stalkers aviators – to Glasgow to capture Aidid II, who has proclaimed himself president.

You might be interested in this rather cracking little film:
 

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