Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wm1965, Oct 26, 2012.

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  1. On entering Tidworth from Ludgershall some dick has sprayed out "Tanks Crossing" to "Croing"...I am too old to understand why.
  2. Richard swears blind it wasn't him.
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I live about 6 miles from Appleby. After the recent chief whip/copper scandal, some comedy genius went around changing all the road signs so that they now say 'pleb.'

    There isn't much for people to do round here.
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  4. How interesting.....dull cunt
  5. A roadsign near me has been subtly doctored to read "Malden Rushett - Please D i e Slowly"

    Quite apt, if you know the place.
  6. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Yeah what evs.

    Your mum.
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  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Any plans to leave your jet-ski to anyone when you cark it?

    Well goes from St. Louis, down to Missouri

    Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty

    You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico

    Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona

    Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino you know,

    Get hip to this kinda tip

    And go take that California trip

    Get your kicks on Route 66


    Croing. You know?
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Croing. It's like Deltic but with one or two of the consonants changed...

  9. And doesn't sound so sexy....
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hmm. Tough call...

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  11. You're mellowing! Listening to that I just had to go to the bog for a bit of locomotive thrapping.
  12. Well that really got me taught. Christ, what a misspent youth these youngsters have.

    I can now go back to enjoying all the greenery that Tidworth offers. Especially the athletics track.
  13. Do you have a picture of this vandalism?

    I only ask because (with great respect) you may have spazzed up your interpretation of what's been sprayed.
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  14. Nothing to hand but I'm sure half of ARRSE can corroborate in tut' mornin'.
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