Picked up a blinding blood parasite somewhere on my travels in the past year and its battered my liver resulting in spending the last week touch and go in a high dependancy unit, out now but with strict instructions banning (A) alcohol, nights out (B) excessive phys (C) exotic travel for the foreseeable future (D) sexual contact until told otherwise and (E) stress or overworking !! So I am on the 'Pat and Mick' for 2 months, then back to work on 27 hours a week by agreement, so until they have identified and controlled whatever the problem is the next year is looking pretty shabby. My ritualistic w*nk this morning was hard work, a long laborious struggle which resulted in a slight fissure up the back of left leg, a cloudy head and the expulsion of a pitiful amount of blood tainted smegma, hardly worth the bandwith. So thats out until futher notice !! The boys have come good, am now in possesion of a lethal air rifle for the back field, a pile of PS3 games and pirate DVD's, a kings ransom in farm diesel so I can scoot about with minimal cost and the keys to a caravan in Monmouthshire. Any ideas for hobbies ?? College course ?? Any good cookery courses ?? Secret fem based activities that one of you harbours ?? Anyone need some H and S consultancy ??