Two crocs are hanging out in the australian outback when one says to the other '' how come youre bigger then me?'' ''Well what do you eat?'' says big croc ''The same as you - aussies'' says small croc ''Ahh but how do you catch them?'' says big croc ''I hide under their car,wait for him to step out grab hold of their leg and shake the shit out of him.'' says small croc Ahh thats were youre going wrong says the big croc once youve shaken the shit out of an aussie all your left with is an arsehole and a hat.