Croc Monday?

#3
Predictions for men wearing Crocs?

A hideous death from some form of mutated toe fungus hopefully.
 
#8
I have to come clean........................I have a pair of (genuine) Crocs. :-\\\\


They came in very handy last year at the mudfest known as 'The War and Peace Show',where for the first 2 days it resembled the Somme,tractors were towing vendors vans onto their sites,and it was generally a bit muddy.

Suffice to say,all the clever sods had bought their wellies,it was however rather warm (yeah really),so they ended up wandering around on a hot sunny day in wellies,I on the other hand was wandering around in shorts,a t shirt,and my Crocs,not worrying about getting a bootfull of muddy water,just wander straight through (rather a nice sensation),and took all the shortcuts. :woot:


At the end of my wanderings,I went to the nearest tap,feet under it,washed all the mud,and dirt of,stretched out on my 'maggot' in the sun,10 minutes later,Crocs dry,and my feet are lovely and soft (mud is good for the skin,doncha know),when you need them they're handy,would I wear them as a 'fashion statement',not on your nelly. :giggle:

Also use 'em when I go sailing too!

They say 'confession is good for the soul',I'm about to find out,I await incoming! :mrgreen:
 
#9
I have to come clean........................I have a pair of (genuine) Crocs. :-\\\\


They came in very handy last year at the mudfest known as 'The War and Peace Show',where for the first 2 days it resembled the Somme,tractors were towing vendors vans onto their sites,and it was generally a bit muddy.

Suffice to say,all the clever sods had bought their wellies,it was however rather warm (yeah really),so they ended up wandering around on a hot sunny day in wellies,I on the other hand was wandering around in shorts,a t shirt,and my Crocs,not worrying about getting a bootfull of muddy water,just wander straight through (rather a nice sensation),and took all the shortcuts. :woot:


At the end of my wanderings,I went to the nearest tap,feet under it,washed all the mud,and dirt of,stretched out on my 'maggot' in the sun,10 minutes later,Crocs dry,and my feet are lovely and soft (mud is good for the skin,doncha know),when you need them they're handy,would I wear them as a 'fashion statement',not on your nelly. :giggle:

Also use 'em when I go sailing too!

They say 'confession is good for the soul',I'm about to find out,I await incoming! :mrgreen:
I'm with you sister! I can't wait to feel the sun on the top of my feet again!
 
#11
I have to come clean........................I have a pair of (genuine) Crocs. :-\\\\


They came in very handy last year at the mudfest known as 'The War and Peace Show',where for the first 2 days it resembled the Somme,tractors were towing vendors vans onto their sites,and it was generally a bit muddy.

Suffice to say,all the clever sods had bought their wellies,it was however rather warm (yeah really),so they ended up wandering around on a hot sunny day in wellies,I on the other hand was wandering around in shorts,a t shirt,and my Crocs,not worrying about getting a bootfull of muddy water,just wander straight through (rather a nice sensation),and took all the shortcuts. :woot:


At the end of my wanderings,I went to the nearest tap,feet under it,washed all the mud,and dirt of,stretched out on my 'maggot' in the sun,10 minutes later,Crocs dry,and my feet are lovely and soft (mud is good for the skin,doncha know),when you need them they're handy,would I wear them as a 'fashion statement',not on your nelly. :giggle:

Also use 'em when I go sailing too!

They say 'confession is good for the soul',I'm about to find out,I await incoming! :mrgreen:
I pissed in those puddles...
 
#12
#13
Wear Crocs? I lost a knacker, not had my bollocks chopped off, for fucks sake
 
#14
I have to come clean........................I have a pair of (genuine) Crocs. :-\\\\


They came in very handy last year at the mudfest known as 'The War and Peace Show',where for the first 2 days it resembled the Somme,tractors were towing vendors vans onto their sites,and it was generally a bit muddy.

Suffice to say,all the clever sods had bought their wellies,it was however rather warm (yeah really),so they ended up wandering around on a hot sunny day in wellies,I on the other hand was wandering around in shorts,a t shirt,and my Crocs,not worrying about getting a bootfull of muddy water,just wander straight through (rather a nice sensation),and took all the shortcuts. :woot:


At the end of my wanderings,I went to the nearest tap,feet under it,washed all the mud,and dirt of,stretched out on my 'maggot' in the sun,10 minutes later,Crocs dry,and my feet are lovely and soft (mud is good for the skin,doncha know),when you need them they're handy,would I wear them as a 'fashion statement',not on your nelly. :giggle:

Also use 'em when I go sailing too!

They say 'confession is good for the soul',I'm about to find out,I await incoming! :mrgreen:
Also excellent for going to and from shower blocks when camping. I dont use flip flops 'cos my feet fall out of them
 
#15
I have to come clean........................I have a pair of (genuine) Crocs. :-\\\\


They came in very handy last year at the mudfest known as 'The War and Peace Show',where for the first 2 days it resembled the Somme,tractors were towing vendors vans onto their sites,and it was generally a bit muddy.

Suffice to say,all the clever sods had bought their wellies,it was however rather warm (yeah really),so they ended up wandering around on a hot sunny day in wellies,I on the other hand was wandering around in shorts,a t shirt,and my Crocs,not worrying about getting a bootfull of muddy water,just wander straight through (rather a nice sensation),and took all the shortcuts. :woot:


At the end of my wanderings,I went to the nearest tap,feet under it,washed all the mud,and dirt of,stretched out on my 'maggot' in the sun,10 minutes later,Crocs dry,and my feet are lovely and soft (mud is good for the skin,doncha know),when you need them they're handy,would I wear them as a 'fashion statement',not on your nelly. :giggle:

Also use 'em when I go sailing too!

They say 'confession is good for the soul',I'm about to find out,I await incoming! :mrgreen:
Sailing ? - Do they float as well then ?
 
#16
#19
I have to come clean........................I have a pair of (genuine) Crocs. :-\\\\


They came in very handy last year at the mudfest known as 'The War and Peace Show',where for the first 2 days it resembled the Somme,tractors were towing vendors vans onto their sites,and it was generally a bit muddy.

Suffice to say,all the clever sods had bought their wellies,it was however rather warm (yeah really),so they ended up wandering around on a hot sunny day in wellies,I on the other hand was wandering around in shorts,a t shirt,and my Crocs,not worrying about getting a bootfull of muddy water,just wander straight through (rather a nice sensation),and took all the shortcuts. :woot:


At the end of my wanderings,I went to the nearest tap,feet under it,washed all the mud,and dirt of,stretched out on my 'maggot' in the sun,10 minutes later,Crocs dry,and my feet are lovely and soft (mud is good for the skin,doncha know),when you need them they're handy,would I wear them as a 'fashion statement',not on your nelly. :giggle:

Also use 'em when I go sailing too!

They say 'confession is good for the soul',I'm about to find out,I await incoming! :mrgreen:
Reminded me of this:

When we seal the sandbag the mixture starts to squeeze through the hessian like thin spaghetti! We fill them to bursting, yet when we lay another bag on top, it flattens like a wafer. ... “'Ere,” he says in a surprised voice, “it's sexy.” “Sexy,?"
Spike Milligan book. Just shows that deviancy is never out of fashion. ;)
 
#20
Every Day is Croc Monday in Harley Towers. My missus got me some years ago and they make very nice slippers.

I can not say that my sexuality has changed much, I am still strong and viral like bull........ but I do like flicking though Cosmopolitan when I wear them.....
 

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