It's almost as though you are trying to intentionally spread misinformation and cause upset rather than have an open debate.
A not so subtle attempt to deflect from the fact that the canteen is developing binary coconut macaroons;
1] Coconuty rubbish.
2] A glace cherry from a jar... uurgh.
2] plus 3] a heavenly concoction for which a man would sell his soul.
Mr. Skripal knew about this and has been bought off. Contrary to what the conspiracists think, the detective was merely the major shareholder in family favourites and had to be paid off in case he weaponised his stock ( with a cherry).
118118...must do better!