Criminal masterminds strike again

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by CQMS, Oct 8, 2009.

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  1. How can you be a "former aunt", you either are or aren't.

    clicky
     
  2. Possibly Shannon has been formally adopted, thus ending the previous family relationships?
     
  3. The article says that her brother was, at one time, living with the mother. Hence "aunt" while the relationship continues.
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    She is a damn' fine looking wench. I surmise she will find a lot of new friends in prison, and therefore would be worth cultivating for her release. Just think of the tricks - and willing friends - that she could bring to the bedroom.
     
  5. I think all she cultivates is flies and fanny yoghurt.
     
  6. Former because hopefully young Shannon has been taken into care and encouraged to forget about the bunch of retards who brought her into the world.

    As for this one, you could write the words lethal injection across her forehead in size 38 font.