Criminal Cake

#1
Cake

Good idea - seems to be working.

Crim gets birthday greeting card & cake from copper;

"Good morning Sir/Madam - Happy Birthday!"
"I think that this initiative shows an offender there is a support network for them and that there is somewhere for them to turn to should they ever feel the urge to commit crime again."
Translation; "Got your number!"

Just wondering, could they put any 'extras' in to lower the criminal population or will they be sued by some crim for food allergies anyway?
 
#4
There was a corker a few years back.

A local crim was holding a retirement party; he'd had enough of crime/made enough money and had decided to hang up his swag bag. The word got round and all the local underworld massed to say their farewells.

Unfortunately for them the invites were all arranged by the local police - Collared a shed load of their most-wanted :) Good drills!

Will try and find a linky thing.
 
#5
Pull-up-a-sandbag said:
The idiot buys the cakes himself? seems a bit of a pratt to me, why not just bang 'em up.
There's not always enough evidence or witnesses for a lock up - however these 'crims' do seem to get a tad edgy when being watched.
 
#7
CC_TA said:
There was a corker a few years back.

A local crim was holding a retirement party; he'd had enough of crime/made enough money and had decided to hang up his swag bag. The word got round and all the local underworld massed to say their farewells.

Unfortunately for them the invites were all arranged by the local police - Collared a shed load of their most-wanted :) Good drills!

Will try and find a linky thing.
Reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons where the police sent out letter to all the people that wanted telling them they'd won a boat and needed to come and pick it up :D
 
#8
Its just a refinement of the Xmas card policy adopted by some forces. I've seen one of the cards and fecking hilarious.

'.......Xmas is a time for giving, not taking as you do......!'

If he's paying for it himself then he is clearly overpaid, or he's going to whack it through on expenses and then some.
 
#10
What we really need is a copper who sends one with the message "Warning: This cake may contain nuts - yours, if you don't watch it!"
 
#11
smartascarrots said:
What we really need is a copper who sends one with the message "Warning: This cake may contain nuts - yours, if you don't watch it!"
I like this, no really, I like this Ha HaHa HahaaaaaaaHaHaHa!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

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