Crimewatch Update

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by greysuit, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A recent letter in a newspaper:

    Going to bed the other night I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
    I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
    I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello', I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.'
    Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus a helicopter and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
    One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them'.
    To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available'.