Crimes the RMP didn't solve...

#4
Lets be honest its hardly the stuff of CSI shite, in the mob. No wonder half of them have problems finding thier own arsse with thier own hands..... waits for the incoming.....
 
#6
I don't believe they ever discovered who knicked all the Tac signs for the GOC visit to Larkhill circa 1995. Rumours that they were lifted by a young REME tech were never proved or those that said the signs were rearranged around the bloke finally pointing to said Tech's bedspace.

Feck me the CSM nearly popped a vein when I saw it though....!
 
#10
I had the pleasure of being duty clerk in RHQ at in Sandhurst. When a visiting rugby team stolen the RMAS flag back in 2005, this was 3 minutes before I was due to take it down. Hence why when I broke the news to the Commandant of the academy, I was duly put on duty clerk for the next month courtesy AcSM.....

The federalis never solved that fucker neither - which could have got me off the duties....... still a miscarriage of justice to this day........not that I really gave a a fuck about the flag.......moreover my lack of frequency that I could go down joe banana's and smash some hoop in... Useless fookers RMP....
 
#13
I had the pleasure of being duty clerk in RHQ at in Sandhurst. When a visiting rugby team stolen the RMAS flag back in 2005, this was 3 minutes before I was due to take it down. Hence why when I broke the news to the Commandant of the academy, I was duly put on duty clerk for the next month courtesy AcSM.....

The federalis never solved that fucker neither - which could have got me off the duties....... still a miscarriage of justice to this day........not that I really gave a a fuck about the flag.......moreover my lack of frequency that I could go down joe banana's and smash some hoop in... Useless fookers RMP....
Errrrrrm. Young REME tech might have been a bit older REME Tech then and may well have been involved in that one too! (I take it it was SEAE that played the Academy that day or did it go missing twice?!)

Shite, I better put Maddie in the safe house, Im owning up to far too much these days...
 

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#15
This could have been a much shorter, snappier thread if the OP had gone for Crimes the RMP did solve - and I don't mean the stitch-ups.
 
#16
Anything involving 1RGJ, including the mysterious and recurring theft of their blue lights. The Provost Sjt used to run a disco and, apparently, his array of blue flashing lights was a wonder to behold...
 
#17
So your the cunt who got me the duties..........
Ah sorry about that. In truth I wasn't the one that stole it but was one of the 'grown ups' that made sure it went back. If you ever got the chance to go in SEAE rugby club the place was packed with 'trophies'!

Just seen on the inbred thread that we were both born in the same town so I dont think you'll hold a grudge against a fellow lad from the 'shire!
 
#19
file on 4 put the boot in to the RMP way better than anyone here could manage.
the two cretins they tried to stich up for conspriacy for murder was a classic the attempt at providing the two cretins. with a getaway car was classic.
 
#20
They didn't solve the case of the phantom graffeti artist, who spelt out what the troop SSgt name really stood for in mnemonic form.
This strange occurance occurred in the khazi at Suffield (BATUS) on Med Man 2 in June '86.

It was I!!
 

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