Crime Figures

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  1. Totally dismayed by these figures,I demand a recount.
    The 20 UK postcode districts most likely to claim for theft on their home insurance:

    Postcode District
    Town
    County / City
    Number of theft claims per 1000 enquiries
    1
    LS13
    Bramley, Gamble Hill, Moorside, Rodley, Swinnow
    Leeds
    34.8
    2
    BD12
    Low Moor, Oakenshaw, Wyke
    Bradford
    34.2
    3
    N12
    North Finchley, Woodside Park
    London
    31.9
    4
    M30
    Eccles
    Manchester 31.6
    5
    RM3
    Harold Wood, Harold Hill, Noak Hill in Romford
    London
    30.9
    6
    SW12
    Balham, Clapham South, Hyde Farm
    London
    30.1
    7
    LS18
    Horsforth
    Leeds
    29.7
    8
    UB3
    Hayes, Harlington
    London
    29.5
    9
    SE22
    East Dulwich, Peckham Rye, Loughborough Junction, Herne Hill
    London
    29.1
    10
    LS28
    Calverley, Farsley, Pudsey, Stanningley
    Leeds
    28.4
    11
    IG2
    Gants Hill, Newbury Park
    London
    28.1
    12
    HU6
    Hull, Dunswell, Orchard Park
    Hull
    27.8
    13
    BD10
    Apperley Bridge, parts of Eccleshill, Greengates, Idle, Thackley
    Bradford
    27.7
    14
    BD17
    Baildon, Shipley
    Bradford
    27.3
    15
    LS25
    Aberford, Ferry Fryston, Garforth, Hillam, Kippax, Ledsham, Micklefield, Monk Fryston, Sherburn-in-Elmet
    Leeds
    26.9
    16
    TW12
    Hampton, South Hanworth
    London 26.7
    17
    BD18
    Saltaire, Shipley, Windhill, Wrose
    Bradford
    26.2
    18
    SW16
    Streatham, Norbury, Thornton Heath, Streatham Park, Furzedown, Streatham Vale, Mitcham, Pollards Hill
    London
    26.1
    19
    LS12
    Armley, Farnley, New Farnley, Wortley
    Leeds
    26.1
    20
    BD6
    Buttershaw, Wibsey
    Bradford
    25.3
     
  2. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    well it just proves that the best way to reduce crime is facebook, once the coppers get on there they don't bother responding to any calls.
     
  3. You do realise that many Scousers can drive, and all the places mentioned are directly connected to Liverpool by major trunk roads.
     
  4. 123

    123 LE

    And not a Scottish postcode in sight! Try saying that in pre-devolution days. Mon full independence!
     
  5. I believe stuff in the NAAFI more than the Home Office crime stats.
     
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  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Degs. If the lights and razor wire do not stop the cunts, the degs will.

    Degs.
     
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  7. My girlfriend was mauled by a dog whilst robbing some cunt. Not funny.
     
  8. It was from where I was watching...
     
  9. Crime figures.

    Hahahhahahha

    pinch of salt.jpg

    The pic above depicts the only true statement.

    Fact.
     
  10. She deserved it.

    A real woman puts her hand down the dogs throat and rips its heart out.

    Then eats it and smears the blood over you during lovemaking.
     
  11. That's more than a pinch. Is that indicative of the accuracy of the figures??
     
  12. When it comes to my chips...

    That's a pinch... :)
     
  13. It's bad for your heart you know.






    If you had one....
     
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  14. What those figures show is Scots and Liverpudlians don't have home insurance.
     
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