Crime Figures

#1
Totally dismayed by these figures,I demand a recount.
The 20 UK postcode districts most likely to claim for theft on their home insurance:

Postcode District
Town
County / City
Number of theft claims per 1000 enquiries
1
LS13
Bramley, Gamble Hill, Moorside, Rodley, Swinnow
Leeds
34.8
2
BD12
Low Moor, Oakenshaw, Wyke
Bradford
34.2
3
N12
North Finchley, Woodside Park
London
31.9
4
M30
Eccles
Manchester 31.6
5
RM3
Harold Wood, Harold Hill, Noak Hill in Romford
London
30.9
6
SW12
Balham, Clapham South, Hyde Farm
London
30.1
7
LS18
Horsforth
Leeds
29.7
8
UB3
Hayes, Harlington
London
29.5
9
SE22
East Dulwich, Peckham Rye, Loughborough Junction, Herne Hill
London
29.1
10
LS28
Calverley, Farsley, Pudsey, Stanningley
Leeds
28.4
11
IG2
Gants Hill, Newbury Park
London
28.1
12
HU6
Hull, Dunswell, Orchard Park
Hull
27.8
13
BD10
Apperley Bridge, parts of Eccleshill, Greengates, Idle, Thackley
Bradford
27.7
14
BD17
Baildon, Shipley
Bradford
27.3
15
LS25
Aberford, Ferry Fryston, Garforth, Hillam, Kippax, Ledsham, Micklefield, Monk Fryston, Sherburn-in-Elmet
Leeds
26.9
16
TW12
Hampton, South Hanworth
London 26.7
17
BD18
Saltaire, Shipley, Windhill, Wrose
Bradford
26.2
18
SW16
Streatham, Norbury, Thornton Heath, Streatham Park, Furzedown, Streatham Vale, Mitcham, Pollards Hill
London
26.1
19
LS12
Armley, Farnley, New Farnley, Wortley
Leeds
26.1
20
BD6
Buttershaw, Wibsey
Bradford
25.3
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
well it just proves that the best way to reduce crime is facebook, once the coppers get on there they don't bother responding to any calls.
 
#5
I believe stuff in the NAAFI more than the Home Office crime stats.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#6
Degs. If the lights and razor wire do not stop the cunts, the degs will.

Degs.
 
#11
My girlfriend was mauled by a dog whilst robbing some cunt. Not funny.
She deserved it.

A real woman puts her hand down the dogs throat and rips its heart out.

Then eats it and smears the blood over you during lovemaking.
 
#15
What those figures show is Scots and Liverpudlians don't have home insurance.
 
#17
crime figures are down because no fucker reports crimes these days as fuck all gets done about them- unless the local scrotes own up when caught for other offences which makes plods clean up rates soar when needed !
 

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