crime busting chuffa train

#3
The driver says he's sorry he missed the other two...
 

spad

War Hero
#4
i wander what they were nicking on quad bikes?? or was it the bikes them selfs?
and lastly trains are quite big and loud ... or so i thought couldnt they see it coming ? .... ok ok at night maybe not see it but at least hear the thing?
 
#5
Two hundred men's specialist outdoor jackets worth £40,000 were stolen from Go Outdoors in Newport Road, Cardiff.
Guess what the Welsh Plod will be wearing this winter?
 
#6
Spad- not over the noise of their engines, passenger trains aren't that loud.

Apparently they nicked a load of Gore-Tex jackets from Go Outdoors.

One of the papers says the train was unscheduled. My arrse, it just didn't run that very often. It matters not- you go trackside at your own risk. Serves them right for being there, the fact that they're thieving scrotes just means it's no loss, except for the damaged jackets.
 
#7
It's been a good year for Darwinism! :D

Any news on the inevitable Facebook tribute page to the "fallen sodjers, ennit"? :roll:
 
#8
I hope one of them was one of the scroats who nicked my car & wrote it off a couple of years ago.

I think I'll give my mate a ring. He's a train driver on that line, I wonder if it was him. If it was I think I'll buy him a crate of beer.
 

spad

War Hero
#9
Werewolf said:
It's been a good year for Darwinism! :D

Any news on the inevitable Facebook tribute page to the "fallen sodjers, ennit"? :roll:
word up dooouuuggggg
 
#10
The runaway train came down the track and she blew
The runaway train came down the track and she blew
The runaway train came down the track killed a chav and fcuked a Quad
They found a head minus a Bod now there is a big search by plod.
 
#11
Turns out it wasn't my mate thank God. Saves me buying him a crate.
His text reply is as follows (apologies for swearing in the Int. Cell)

Hello mate. Not me thank God. Bastard pikey cunts broke into that new Go Outdoors store on Newport road. Police turn up, they breakthrough a fence onto the line. 2 on foot, 2 on a quad bike, which drives straight in front of the empty stock going to Cheltenham doing 70mph. The 2 on foot leg it back to their shithole pikey camp, the 2 twats on the quad are spread ¼mile up the track. Train driver not in a good way.
 
#13
"We will be following up all lines of enquiry" I wonder if the irony of that remark was lost on the police spokesperson?

If the driver wastes another chav on the line, does he as per TFL rules get to retire on full pay / pension and tea with Prince Phillip once a year?
 
#14
Magdovus said:
Spad- not over the noise of their engines, passenger trains aren't that loud.

Apparently they nicked a load of Gore-Tex jackets from Go Outdoors.

One of the papers says the train was unscheduled. My arrse, it just didn't run that very often. It matters not- you go trackside at your own risk. Serves them right for being there, the fact that they're thieving scrotes just means it's no loss, except for the damaged jackets.
The train was an additional Empty Coaching Stock move from Cardiff to Gloucester according to my source in the signal box. Class 158's 2 Chavs 0

Trotsky
 
#16
One has to show sorrow for the incident, this will have delayed respectable train passengers for hours.

Genuinely sorry for the train driver, it's not what a train driver gets up for in the morning.
 
#17



Aw bless! chavs mongs remembering more fallen souljas






'Sadly missed'…


Alas, the train didn't! :twisted:
 
#19
Miner said:
Turns out it wasn't my mate thank God. Saves me buying him a crate.
His text reply is as follows (apologies for swearing in the Int. Cell)

Hello mate. Not me thank God. Bastard pikey cunts broke into that new Go Outdoors store on Newport road. Police turn up, they breakthrough a fence onto the line. 2 on foot, 2 on a quad bike, which drives straight in front of the empty stock going to Cheltenham doing 70mph. The 2 on foot leg it back to their shithole pikey camp, the 2 twats on the quad are spread ¼mile up the track. Train driver not in a good way.
Hope the Train Driver sues the Pikey scum for mental anguish.
 
#20
Sad as I am ... when I heard the news at work today my first thoughts were ..... wonder what the ARRSE's are giong to make of this one .
Not disapointed :)
Result all round
 

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