Cricket

#1
Why don't people like cricket?

It's because they don't understand it.
 
#3
PassingBells said:
Cos it's Arrse - to the hole
Are you admitting to being a thicko Bells?

Hang on, dead ball.
 
#5
Ozduke said:
Gits who don't get it don't like it Dale.

Yanks, birds, gypos and Labour MPs.
Retract that.

How dare you class me with the pikeys?
 
#7
Cricket:

Pros:
1. You can have a drink while watching it.
2. Radio 4 commentary

Cons:
1. It lasts 5 days
2. It's very, very dull

Bet you like croquet too.
 
#8
PassingBells said:
Cricket:

Pros:
1. You can have a drink while watching it.
2. Radio 4 commentary

Cons:
1. It lasts 5 days
2. It's very dull

Bet you like croquet too.
Actually since you ask my Cousin was the World Croquet Champion!

Next?
 
#11
PassingBells said:
Cricket:
Cons:
1. It lasts 5 days
2. It's very, very dull.
Which is exactly why they brought in Twenty20. Its all over in about four hours, plenty of time to carry on the motion...
 

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