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  1. Why don't people like cricket?

    It's because they don't understand it.
     
  2. Cos it's Arrse - to the hole
     
  3. Are you admitting to being a thicko Bells?

    Hang on, dead ball.
     
  4. Gits who don't get it don't like it Dale.

    Yanks, birds, gypos and Labour MPs.
     
  5. Retract that.

    How dare you class me with the pikeys?
     
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Cricket is God's game!

    PB - stop acting like a pleb!
     
  7. Cricket:

    Pros:
    1. You can have a drink while watching it.
    2. Radio 4 commentary

    Cons:
    1. It lasts 5 days
    2. It's very, very dull

    Bet you like croquet too.
     
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Actually since you ask my Cousin was the World Croquet Champion!

    Next?
     
  9. Whom wiki describes as a "pudgy, rotund man who fits no typical athletic stereotype."

    PB
     
  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Ah... I love my family :)
     
  11. Which is exactly why they brought in Twenty20. Its all over in about four hours, plenty of time to carry on the motion...