Cricket Serial Killer!!!

A man has died for goodness sake... you lot should be bally well ashamed of yourselves..

I'm stopping now due to poor light.


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hairyhandbag said:
Was he done by a Chinaman....
They have a couple of names, Wan Kin ( a waiter) and his brother Fu Kin (The chef)
And both with Wong as their surname.

But two Wongs don't make a white.
Bye all accounts the authorities are not stumped they just couldn't give a full toss.
cernunnos said:
Now he's dead, he'll qualify to be an England selector! Vacant bunch of c*nts the lot of them!
So will he be buried in a selection box?
hairyhandbag said:
Was there anyone else involved.
I hear a deep third man might be around
Seams you're right but he gave them the slip
Sobers you up I suppose.
Or at least as far as the boundary.
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.

The classic cricket double entendre.

Oval Test 1976, England -v- West Indies, Brian Johnston - referring to Michael Holding and Peter Willey.


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Will he be buried in an Oval coffin or one shaped like a rose bowl.
He's not dead, he's just retired hurt.
The Local Police have ruled out the following Sri Lankan players

Saliya Ahangama Kaushik Amalean Jayantha Amerasinghe
Ranjith Amunugama Don Anurasiri Marvan Atapattu
Malinga Bandara Niroshan Bandaratilleke Hemantha Boteju
Charitha Buddhika Upul Chandana Pubudu Dassanayake
Kumar Dharmasena Tillakaratne Dilshan Chamara Dunusinghe
Dilhara Fernando Dinusha Fernando Hasantha Fernando
Lalithamana Fernando Nisal Fernando Ranjit Fernando
Susil Fernando Samuel Peter Foenander Indika Gallage
Chamila Gamage Dharshana Gamage Janak Gamage
Akalanka Ganegama Yohan Goonasekera Mahes Goonatilleke
Pulasthi Gunaratne C. H. Gunasekera Ranjan Gunatilleke
Aruna Gunawardene Avishka Gunawardene Roshan Guneratne
Asanka Gurusinha

Russell Arnold and Guy Dias had better watch out

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