Cricket Serial Killer!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by indoubitabley, Mar 21, 2007.

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  1. Do the people at yahoo know somthing that the police don't!!!!

    Don't know how long this link will last but here it goes
    [edited to add the link no longer goes to Bob Woolmers Murder, just the front page of Yahoo Sports.]



    Well I thought it was funny
     
  2. Apparantly the police are completely "Stumped"

    ... I'll get my coat.
     
  3. Ah, this brings to mind the murder of the manager of "Fishy" Evans in Bath and the Chronicle's headline:

    "CHIP SHOP OWNER FOUND BATTERED"
     
  4. That must be a record...



    ... 2 posts and off topic already, this must be a sh*t thread.
     
  5. I hope they checked his googlies for prints.

    And any sign of ball tampering.

    Which is pretty much the same thing.
     
  6. Detective # 1. "I fear that natural causes may not be the cause of death"

    Detective # 2 "Howzat?"
     
  7. I wonder if they'll be playing for the ashes.
     
  8. They're quite close to finishing the autopsy. By all accounts there's only a couple of balls left then that's over.
     
  9. As he was alone in the hotel room and had recently had sex, they put down FULL TOSS on the death certficate.
     
  10. Police suspect Bat.. ery..
     
  11. He hasn't been confirmed dead yet.

    They're waiting for the decision from the third umpire.
     
  12. It's certainl knocked the cricketing world for a six.
     
  13. Everyone, stop being silly (mid off)
     
  14. They are searching for a dolphin; a flipper bowled him over
     
  15. There isn't any Pedalo paint on the body is there?.... Just a thought.